Witty Wednesday: Ready for a chuckle?

Hi friends! We really love the wit of the folks at Two-Lips! In case you are not familiar with the brand we wanted to share some of our personal faves! Can you relate to any? Which are your favorite??

Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday

Thanks so much for popping by the blog today! We hope it gave you a chuckle!

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  1. My favorite is “Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick!” I love their sentiments!

  2. So funny! Thanks for the laugh, my favorite is Procraftinating, it says it all about this hobby.

  3. Thanks for the laugh this morning I needed it! The stamp that I own and is my favorite is the every day is a gift one.

  4. Ha ha ha!! Love this post! That definitely made me chuckle. Love the one with the phone! And of course the thigh joke resonates….. Thanks for the laugh!

  5. These were great! My favorite is “you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running”. That made me laugh hard and I thought of some people it applied to.

  6. So needed these today! How does one choose between coffee, mermaids or being a Procraftinator?!? Love them all!

  7. Need a laugh on a dreary day.
    These were fun. More please.
    thanks for sharing
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  8. Thanks SSS for introducing me to two lips! I ❤️ the Procraftinating one! (It totally applies to me, hee, hee)

  9. My favorite is:
    No, your mistaken, this isn’t cellulite. It’s my body’s way of saying i’ Sexy and beautiful in braille

  10. I thunk the Two Lips stamps are so funny. Here is one of my favorites….GRANDCHILDREN
    The reward you get
    for not killing
    your children.

  11. hilarious sentiments – LOVE them – my fav would have to be
    “some days amaze myself, other days I look for my phone when I am holding it” This is exactly what I have been known to do – lol!!!

  12. At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for…
    So true.
    Thanks for the smiles!

  13. *snort* These are really amusing. The “Some days I amaze myself…” sentiment is hilarious and hits a little close to home. 🙄 I also really like the “00.0 I don’t run” because I feel that in my soul. The spider/karate one is also a favorite, because it’s so accurate.

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