Witty Wednesday: Ready for a chuckle?
Hi friends! We really love the wit of the folks at Two-Lips! In case you are not familiar with the brand we wanted to share some of our personal faves! Can you relate to any? Which are your favorite??






Thanks so much for popping by the blog today! We hope it gave you a chuckle!

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I am a professional “procraftinator”, just ask my hubby who has become the official “chef” since he retired. I have a gastric disorder where I’m never hungry nor want to eat–so instead of getting hungry I get silly! Crafting and being silly seems to work for me.
Just what I needed this morning! Thanks for sharing!Love all of them. LOL
So much fun!!
So funny, I’ll be laughing all day.
Thanks for the laugh!! I love the coffee and phone sentiments!
“Sawdust is Man Glitter” is definitely a favorite.
Hahaha great ones!! Thanks for sharing.
LOVE these funny quotes especially the one about procraftinating as I always say that to my husband:)
Awesome! Thanks for putting a smile on my face! *runs to check out Two-Lips*
Stick deodorant was hilarious. I would like to think that I’m a craftinator too.
Hilarious all! My favorite is not enough coffee. I think I may have tried to thread my machine while it was running. Thanks for sharing these.
The deodorant one made me laugh the hardest!
I laughed at them all! The one that got me is the phone one. My husband is always calling my phone when I can’t fine it. Sure enough it’s usually right next to me under a pile of craft stuff!?
Thanks for the chuckle! My fave of theirs is: That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into the KARATE MASTER!
Oh my! These are hilarious! I love them all. I’ve got to go check these out.
I love the first one about the deodorant, but I like the mermaid one, too. LOL
Dying here over the deodorant one…. snorted soda everywhere!
My favorite is the one about the coffee – we have ALL had those kinds of days!!
Coffee and Procraftination are my favorites listed here – tfs
I love them all but my favourite is the deodorant one!!! So funny!
Thanks for making me smile. The sad part is I’ve spent all morning cleaning house — if only I’d heard the work “procraftinating” earlier…
Love all of them. Thanks for sharing.
Linda D.
These quotes were just what I needed this morning! The quote about holding the phone and looking for it, hits very close to home! I love it!
What fun quotes! Makes you smile.
Thanks for sharing…
Love the sewing machine one but my favorite is
Why buy it for $7.00
when you can make it
for $92.00
SQUEAL!! THANKS for the LAUGHS today!! Such FUNNY stuff!! Have a FABULOUS Week!!
Hilarious ??
I love Twolips!! They are so much fun!! I will spend time sometimes just reading their stamps on their site. So funny!!
My favorite of the above stamps is the sewing machine one. To cute!!
Hilarious! I’m still giggling about the deodorant stick, though I might not send that to anyone! LOL! :)
Wow these were great…my fav. was the coffee one! But I will have to use the term procraftinating bc that is totally what I do with a day off.
I admire the folks who can think these up! Imagine how much fun it is to work at this company. I have too many relatives that could benefit from the “present” sentiment, so it is on my list of favs.
So funny! I can really identify with the ‘procraftinator’ and the ‘mermaid thighs!’
I had no idea these were on your website! I liked “Thank you for your thank you card” – the endless crafty thank yous!
I love the first two the best. So funny!
These quotes are hilarious! I have a lot of friends who would enjoy these, especially the procraftinating one.
Hahaha. Love these.
Those quotes made me laugh!!!
Hahaha! These are awesome!
I love the quotes from this company! Hahaha….my favorite is the one that says something along the lines of, “I went grocery shopping hungry and wound up the proud owner of Aisle 4” Lol!
These are very funny. I like the one about the phone. So me. Thanks for making me chuckle.
I love their funny stamps!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
That first one had me gasping i laughed so much
I adore Two Lips stamps. All of them give me chuckles and my friends receiving these cards love them. I have many of their witty statements and they are all my favorites!!
I am a committed procraftinator. Hugz
The one about your thighs touching meaning that you are closer to being a mermaid. ha-ha
Never heard of them… will check them out. These quotes are Funny! Thanks for the laughs!
The mermaid quote made me laugh out loud!!!
Fortunately I can relate more to the Procraftinator than the deodorant user!! So fun! Thanks!
Haha…, these are super fun!
These are all so funny. I’m headed over to see more and I’m sure I’ll be pinning quite a few.