Witty Wednesday: Ready for a chuckle?

Hi friends! We really love the wit of the folks at Two-Lips! In case you are not familiar with the brand we wanted to share some of our personal faves! Can you relate to any? Which are your favorite??

Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday
Witty Wednesday

Thanks so much for popping by the blog today! We hope it gave you a chuckle!

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  1. I like an old one that says “is it rude to throw a mint into someone’s mouth while they are talking “

  2. “A woman cannot survive on wine alone, she also needs a dog!.” Several other great sayings.

  3. If your thighs touch you’re one step closer to being a Mermaid.
    Ha! This is one of the funniest I’ve heard, and sure to make anyone in this predicament laugh instead of frown!

  4. Hahahaha they have the best quotes! They always make me laugh! I’m afraid it’s impossible to choose a favourite though – they’re all hilarious! from the ones above, I’d go for the birthday and free gift one, simply because I can totally think of a few people that I’d like to make a card with it for ;-)

  5. I wasn’t familiar with this company, but these sentiments are hysterical! I love the one about the mermaid thighs and the one about the coffee and threading a needle. If there’s a one that really describes me, it would be the one about looking for the phone while it’s in my hand, but my husband would say it’s the, “why but something for $7.00 when you can make it for $92.00.”!

  6. I hadn’t come across these clever sentiments before and have enjoyed reading them all! They are so clever and all too true in most cases! My favourite is: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring (except Mum who was frantically searching for the gift she hid in June!) Rings so true for me every Christmas sadly!!!

  7. I love those great witting bits. Thanks for sharing those and brightening the day. I resemble more than one of them and apparently I am on my way to being a mermaid. Yeah!

  8. Ohh my, thanks for the good lauchs today I love them all but my fav is “If your thighs touch your one step closer to being a mermaid”

  9. SimonSays is my favorite store to buy my card making supplies from…..they have everything and I have a very long wishlist!

  10. I had completely forgotten about Two Lips! I am overdue for some good laughs and all of these are new to me!! But choose just one? I’ll go with mermaid thighs — need you ask why? I must now go shopping…. :) thank you for a wonderful Wednesday!

  11. I’ve never heard of Two Lips stamps before. Talk about witty & funny! Who thinks them up? Surely not just one person… My favourite is the definition of Procraftinating & my second is Every Day is a Gift. So glad I know about this company now. Thanks!

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