Another Witty Wednesday!
Hi friends! Happy Wednesday! We had so much fun sharing some of our favorite Two Lips funny quote stamps we thought we’d share some more today! Please enjoy!
Thanks so much for popping by the blog today! We hope it gave you a chuckle!
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Love the one ” My book club only reads wine labels”.
Thanks for the laughs–great sentiments from Two lips!
Hahaha they’re so funny, I love them!
One of my favourite quotes of theirs is “If your thighs touch you’re one step closer to being a mermaid”;-)
These are fun!
Om goodness! These were too hilarious! Love them!
Love them all but really enjoy “lucky when I can remember ” and the “belated birthday one” . Oh but they are all so funny.
The raisin/chocolate chip cookie stamp is one of my absolute favorites especially because that describes our household! When I buy cookies, I have to store them in different colored containers so that the raisin people don’t reach for the chip people’s cookie! Love Two Lips products. They have so many great sayings, it makes it hard to choose!
I love Two Lips stamps!!! Always brighten my day!!!
Great sentiments, thanks you Simon and Two-Lips stamps for making me laugh today!
These stamps are absolutely hilarious! I so agree with the raisin cookie sentiment- lol!
Ok those are hilarious!!!
So funny-thank you! I’m torn between the raisin cookies and the blow & spit on the birthday cake. Though the craft room museum is great too. Ok, my favorite really is-all. lol
These are great!!
Super gun texts!
These are so fun, I love them!
Great sentiments…and all of them are applicable.
Thank you for posting these and the laughs today!
You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. My favorite Two Lips stamp.
I didn’t see that one; that’s so funny!
These are so fun!!!
Too funny! I love “The answer may not lie at the bottom of a wine bottle, but you should at least check.”
Love these sentiments and my fave is “getting lucky”!!
There are so many great quotes! I especially like the ‘00.0 I don’t run’.
I have not heard of Two Lips Stamps that’s why I love the Blog so I can find and learn things. My favorite is the belated Birthday quote. They are all funny.
i laughed out loud at some of these. i just purchased a couple at our card expo in May. so fun
I love their stamps – and these are great samples. My all-time fave is the “why is birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on…”.
How fun. My fave is the one about raisin cookies.
The moment you run into a cobweb and realize you are a Karate master- is one of my favourites.
Very fun!
All very funny quotes!!
These are laugh out loud funny! Love them. tfs
The Raisin Cookie quote and the Some Days I amaze myself…lots of fun here!
Love this feature! What a great way to lighten up the day!
These stamps are hilarious, perfect for a bestie!!! Love the ‘lucky’ one because it’s so true.
Funny saying! Thanks for the laugh….
Such funny stamps.
Thank you! I really needed a laugh today! I really need the Belated Birthday stamp! Those are the only kind of birthday cards I make!
Oh my – these are hoot! The Raisin Cookie quote gave me the giggles but the “getting lucky” quote brought tears to my eyes as I was trying to read it to my husband. Thanks for the laughs!
These are funny!
Wow…seriously? My favorite Two-Lips stamp _ singular?!?
Impossible to choose: I have 21 tabs open with my possible “favorite” on each, and I’m not even half-way through the list! (Does anyone else shop like this? Open choices in separate tabs so you can eliminate and concentrate, then end up putting them all in your cart anyway? :D )
Okay, I really like this one:
“Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.”
Thanks for the fun post!
You brightened my day! Thank you!
I love the raisin cookie one. The answer at the bottom of the wine bottle is great too.
I love the quote about trust issues and pretend choc chip biscuits!
These are great … I also like the one about the woman not being able to survive on wine alone – she also needs a dog!
What great fun sentiments
I like that raisin one, but I think my favorite is still “Some days I amaze myself. Some days I look for my phone while I’m holding it.” This is so me, it’s not funny.
These are great sentiments!! Two-Lips Stamps definitely has some funny ones. My favorite of the ones shared in this blog post is In Another Part. I find that belated birthday sentiment hilarious!!
So funny love the raisin cookie one.
LOL – I love their fun/snarky stamps; these are great examples!
Thanks so much for sharing this! I’m still smiling thinking of them. The one that perfectly describes me is ” At my age getting lucky…” TFS!