Another Witty Wednesday!

Hi friends! Happy Wednesday! We had so much fun sharing some of our favorite Two Lips funny quote stamps we thought we’d share some more today! Please enjoy!

Thanks so much for popping by the blog today! We hope it gave you a chuckle!

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  1. My favorite Two Lips stamp quote is: Every day is a gift so pretend tomorrow is from me. Happy Birthday and enjoy your gift.

  2. I love the first saying that says I have trust issues because of raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies! Haha

  3. I love all of these but my favorite is probably the last one in this blog post because I’m always late with birthday cards! I just wish it was corrected to Belated Happy Birthday instead of Happy Belated Birthday. But beggars can’t be choosers. Thank you for the chance to win!!

  4. Oh my goodness, these are so funny. I went back and looked at them and the one that made me LOL at work (fortunately my boss wasn’t near) was the one that says “May you live long enough to shit yourself”. I’m still laughing.

  5. My favorite is : Raisin cookies looking like chocolate chip cookies :-) I do not like raisins, and this has happened to me … yep, trust issues :-O

  6. Lol. I can’t think of any off the top of my head but I love the wine one.

    Here in TX in Tex-Mex restaurants apparently it’s a thing to have signs that say free beer or margaritas Friday/tomorrow but tomorrow never comes. I will admit I fell for it and was excited.

  7. I have not seen this website before and I had to see what others their website showed. I have sat here and laughed at each one of them. I think my favorite would be “Someone once said age doesn’t matter…probably the same idiot who said money can’t by happiness. So cute and thanks for sharing them.

    Linda D.

  8. You definitely gave me a chuckle. As a senior citizen I’ve found that I often congratulate myself when I remember why I walk into a room — I love it when I “get lucky.”

  9. I love the one about checking the bottom on the wine bottle because my friends and I are wine drinkers. So appropriate for us!

  10. AHA! “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues”. I’m a chocoholic!!! and I doubly love “may you live long enough to shit yourself”. I really needed a laugh. Thanks. Happy Day everyone!

  11. These quotes are so stinkin’ funny! One of my favorites is, “Family are like underwear. Some crawl up your ass, some are your favorite, some are holy and some are cheap, and some actually cover your ass when you need them”

  12. So funny! My husband claims the raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies – I hear it all the time from him! Definitely traumatized him as a kid :)

  13. These are so fun…. here’s my favorite:
    If your thighs touch, you’re one step closer to being a mermaid!

  14. O-M-G, these are HILARIOUS! I cannot wait to show these to my DIL! I have never seen or heard of this company before and so happy to see they are stamps and that you carry them! I love the one about “the answer my not lie at the bottom of a wine bottle, but you should at least check…” I almost peed my “granny-panties”…HAHA

  15. I LOVE Two Lips Stamps! I have several and they always give my recipients a smile and giggle. They’re also great for pics on scrapbook pages.

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